Baffled Basset Unisex T-Shirt

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If "confusion" had a physical weight, it would be the ears of a Basset Hound. The Baffled Basset is the king of the existential crisis. While other dogs are playing fetch or guarding the house, this guy is currently stuck in a mental loop trying to figure out why his own shadow is following him so closely.

This Humble Starfish original is for the people who walk into a room and immediately forget why they’re there, or anyone who has ever been defeated by a "Pull" sign on a "Push" door.

Product Highlights

• The Energy: "I have many questions, but I’ve forgotten all of them."

• The Design: A classic Basset with ears so long they’re tripping him up, a forehead wrinkled in a permanent state of "Huh?", and a gaze that suggests he’s looking at a ghost—or a piece of ham.

• The Sign: He’s holding a wooden sign that reads: "I’m not ignoring you, I’m just trying to remember how my legs work."

• Confused-Soft Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton. It’s the highest quality, even if the dog on it is currently at a 2nd-grade reading level.

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