Emotionally Unavailable Cat Unisex T-Shirt
White / S
£19.99
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Emotionally Unavailable Cat Unisex T-Shirt
£19.99
The "Emotionally Unavailable Cat" Unisex Tee
For people whose cat shows affection once every 3-5 business days.
Loves you… on their own terms. The Emotionally Unavailable Cat tee captures the classic cat personality every owner recognises — independent, slightly judgemental, and always keeping a little emotional distance.
This Humble Starfish original is for the independent spirits, the "ignored" owners, and anyone who has ever felt personally victimized by a cat who treats affection like a rare, limited-time-only commodity.
Product Highlights
- The Energy: "I heard you, I just didn't find it relevant to my current state of being.
- The Graphic: A luxurious, cream-colored Persian cat looking peak-unimpressed with narrowed green eyes. He is a magnificent ball of fluff who has mastered the art of being physically present but emotionally miles away.
- The Vibe: Icy, aloof, and 100% committed to his "no-cuddle" policy.
- Heart-Warming Softness: 100% ring-spun cotton. It’s the softest thing you'll ever wear, providing the comfort your cat refuses to give you.
Care Instructions
- Wash - Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
- Dry - Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
- Store – Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.
Size Chart:
| Length | Width | Half Chest | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Size | in | cm | in | cm | in | cm |
| S | 29 | 73.7 | 36 | 91.4 | 20 | 50.8 |
| M | 30 | 76.2 | 40 | 101.6 | 22 | 55.9 |
| L | 31 | 78.7 | 44 | 111.8 | 24 | 61 |
| XL | 32 | 81.3 | 48 | 122 | 26 | 66 |
| XXL | 33 | 83.8 | 52 | 133 | 28 | 71.1 |